Safe Dating Tips for Singles seeking sex and or love online.

Don't be too quick in revealing your name, address and telephone number. Get to know the person you are corresponding with first. On first dates we suggest you meet at a neutral location, perhaps at a cafe, shopping mall, fair or similar event.

Before writing your own profile read how others have written their ads. Notice which ads attract your attention and make note of what drew your attention to those ads.

Pick out a catchy title. Remember that first impressions count. Honesty is the best policy. Bring out your best qualities in your ad. Keep your profile positive. Show who you really are (ie, if you have a sense of humor use that to your benefit) Do not include adult content in your ad. Leave a little to the imagination and something to maybe discuss later after getting to know someone better.

ADD A PICTURE to your profile! That is the best advice you will receive. Ads with pictures receive 7-10 times more responses.

Make sure you fill out the narrative part of your profile. That is where you can really express yourself and the more you tell about yourself the more responses you can expect to receive. Don't limit yourself by location. We live in a portable world! With the internet, telephones, airplanes, etc, the world is a small place so don't just look for someone in your neighborhood. Take time to browse all the profiles. Your soulmate may be next door but they may be in another state or country.

Write to numerous people. The more people you take the opportunity to meet the greater your chance of meeting that someone special.

Always remember internet safety. NEVER include your email address, a mailing address, or phone numbers in your ad. If you include any of these in your ad, your ad will be deleted and your membership terminated.

Once you have joined and your profile is on file drop by the chat room and get to know the other members.

Love and Sex Marketing for Dummies

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed," That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.

You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your breast and grabs your ass ... That's Arnold Schwarzenegger!

You like the fact that your breasts were slightly fondled by the terminator, but 20 years later your blood sucking attorney decides you were offended so you do a national press conference...

That's America!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? - 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? - 45 minutes

Life stinks- I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like!

What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? - Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute.

A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!" "Good.."

"Now I also want you to take off my Bra."

"Good..."

"Now can you take off my panties."

"Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"

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