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Sensitivity Training Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their content,each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.

TOPIC 1
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step, with slide presentation.

TOPIC 2
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion..

TOPIC 3
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
Group Practice.

TOPIC 4
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Fteen models F Pictures and explanatory graphics.

TOPIC 5
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on Video.

TOPIC 6
LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT.
Help line support and support groups.

TOPIC 7
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
Open forum.

TOPIC 8 HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics and audio tape.

TOPIC 9 REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real life testimonials.

TOPIC 10 IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation.

TOPIC 11
LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS.
Online classes and role playing.

TOPIC 12
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

TOPIC 13
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER
IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

TOPIC 14
CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS:
Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong so
that they can be easily found.

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to any survivors.

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A Man's Appearance Does Matter

Often, women say it, and the fellows think that a man's appearance does not matter or beauty is only in the eye of the beholder. While women might be socialized more to focus on how they look, men are judged as much on the end result, for this you can be sure!

White collar job interviews involving strangers succeed or fail much more due to appearance derived judgments than underlying abilities, the same applies to men being scrutinized by single women. First dates often are last dates if there isn't strong mutual physical attraction, and if the guy wants her to be attractive, he's got to look the part!

Those are among an increasing number of findings from studies and research that confirm that looks matter and there exist universal standards of beauty. People around the world are in strong agreement as to the physical attractiveness of others. Judgments made about an individual's quality as a person are formed in seconds based mainly on appearance, and those judgments are instinctual and often long-lasting, especially if negative. People also show plenty of agreement when inferring primarily from appearance characteristics such as friendliness, popularity, socioeconomic status, intelligence, and honesty. What’s more, with most people, the exterior is not an inaccurate reflection of the interior; and it continually influences (and, typically, reinforces) the opinions of people who already know each other.

Too often, due to fears concering anything from self-regard to physical comfort, men refuse to dismiss the myth that appearance is mostly irrelevant. If that's you, stop it. Your looks affect a number of important things in life, including your chances of obtaining a mate, making friends, and succeeding professionally, as well as your self-esteem and social confidence, and even your personality. No wonder that merely lacking confidence or credibility in one's appearance can cripple a person just as much as outright rejection can - especially in a world that is increasingly disconnected and image-obessed.

This importance of looking your best is on its way to receiving mainstream attention. Experts have caught on to the importance of social skills, body language and vocal cues in making the best self-presentation possible. However, few seem to be paying attention to the fact that all of those forms of communications can be directly or indirectly impacted, or even negated, by appearance. Where men's appearance specifically is concerned - only bodybuilding and business dress have much written about them. The broad spectrum of the physical aspect, which is far more than just clothing, is the new and last frontier of men's image management to be conquered.

Want that new job? Want to successfully ask out that woman? Improve your standing in the mind of someone you already know? How about merely being happy with yourself when you aren't concerned with what others might think? You cannot afford to risk your future on a false assumption that physical appearance is unimportant. Send the messages you want to send to yourself and to others, and you will be much more in control of your own destiny.


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OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!

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I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

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HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

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And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

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