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Ménage A Trois - Can She or YOU Manage a Threesome?
Convincing Her to have a Threesome with Another Girl

Sexual reality dictates that it's every guy's ultimate fantasy to have two women at the same time, but women don't usually fantasize about sharing their man with another woman. It's quite a challenge for any guy to make it happen, and some women will never do it, but any guy's odds will improve with the right approach.

All women have bisexual tendencies to a varying degree. Most women agree that a woman's body is much sexier than a man's. What's hard to do is to get a woman to admit she has fantasized about a lesbian encounter, and even if you get that far you will still run into some difficulty getting her to agree to a threesome.

Start off by telling her you want to watch her with another woman. The key is to make it seem like you are not interested in fucking someone else and open the door to a discussion about lesbian sex. You want having a threesome to be something you do together as a couple, for her benefit as much as yours.

Tip #1 - Rent a porno with lots of threesomes and lesbian scenes. Whatever you do, don't fast-forward through a lesbian scene, even for a few seconds. Yes, you normally fast forward through all kinds of sex scenes, but remember women don't understand porn at all. If she sees you fast forward through a lesbian scenes she will come to the conclusion you aren't turned on by it and your only motive for having a threesome is to have sex with another woman.

Tip #2 - Let her pick the girl. Tell her she can choose the other girl and you will only have a veto vote. The odds are she will pick someone that isn't as good-looking as she is, but women typically have better taste in woman than men. She won't go too far down the ugly road, after all, she will be having sex with her too.



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Tip #3 - The experience is for both of you. Be sincere about it being for both of you. Describe how you think it may feel for her to have her pussy and tits licked at the same time. Avoid any references to you getting pleasure from both of them at the same time. If she says anything about you wanting your cock sucked by two women, don't deny it (that's too obvious), but say you are more interested in seeing her with another woman. Even offer to not touch the other girl at all.

If you manage to convince her to try a threesome there are some rules you will have to remember if you ever want it to happen again.

Rule #1. - Always pay more attention to your woman.

Rule #2. - After you're done, never talk about how sexy you thought the other girl was on her own. Only talk about how sexy the situation was and how sexy they looked together. Make sure that your girlfriend is the center of any story and refer to the other women as being more of a catalyst than an active participant.

Rule #3. - Never tell your friends about your sexual adventures. What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom, unless of course your friends are local swingers.

Here are some common excuses that women will come up with for not have a threesome.

Excuse #1 - I don't know if I will like having sex with another woman. Let her go solo. She may be afraid to try it the first time with you. She's worried if she tries a threesome and doesn't like it she will feel pressured to do it again, and then have more concerns that you only want to do it to have sex with another woman. The odds are if she does have a lesbian affair she will like it and this is one hurdle that you have overcome.

Excuse #2 - It will have a lasting negative effect on our relationship. There is nothing you can say to counter this argument. Only actions will make this one go away. Even if you think your girlfriend is gorgeous you can guarantee there is at least one thing she doesn't like about her body. She is afraid you will pick someone who has a better butt (or whatever she feels her flaw is) and decide you like the other girl better. Only when she feels secure you love her and want her above anyone else will she consider a threesome.

Here are some of the ways to make her believe that you only want her.

1. Never insult the way your girlfriend or wife looks. Always tell her she is beautiful and sexy. If she isn't then at least play up her good features and never mention her bad ones.

2. Don't gawk at women on the street or on TV. Women immediately look at the girl to see what feature is nicer on her and assume it is what you like the best.

3. Be romantic and make her believe you have eyes only for her.

4. If your girlfriend is the type of person that points out women to you, make sure that you find something negative about that girl and say that your girlfriend looks better. HINT: If the girl is thinner then your girlfriend, say that she doesn't have enough meat on her bones.

Excuse #3 - If you get a threesome with two women, I get a threesome with two men. This may be a deal breaker. The whole two guys and a girl thing is kind of gay. Just the idea of being in the same room with another naked guy can make some men loose their erection. Plus a lot of guys suffer from stage fright.

Call her bluff. Most women do not like the idea of having sex with two men. It's a porno scenario. If she doesn't like anal sex you can deter her from using this argument by claiming her ass in a double penetration scenario. Remind her that doing a threesome with two women isn't for your benefit, it's for her. You just want to see her with another woman.

Excuse #4 - We can't find another woman without looking like freaks. Women do not like people knowing what goes on in their bedroom, especially if it can be looked down upon. You may have one of her friends in mind but it is unlikely she will ever get the courage to ask her. Your chances are much better if you tell her that there are ways to find a woman without anyone knowing or thinking you're weird. Use an Internet dating service to find the right woman. They have millions of members all over the world that are looking for new experiences and new partners. Have fun going through the database together checking out women interested in experimenting with a threesome.

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Threesomes 101 - Basic Rules, Guidelines and Regulations

There's a whole lot of information on how to arrange a threesome, but there's very little about what you should do once you're in one. Threesomes are not like regular sex, they require both imagination and sensitivity. If you plan on having a threesome, you need to go into the situation with some idea of what you're going to be doing.

Understanding these basic rules will help you avoid some common mistakes so you can get the most out of your threesome. There are various types of threesomes that you can enjoy, but the most common is with two women, one of whom is likely your bisexual girlfriend or wife. These are the basics on how to handle such a situation.

Rule 1: Establish the rules of engagement...
You're going to have sex with two women and all three of you have your own rules and limits, so understanding and respecting each other's comfort levels should be a top priority.

Because your relationship with your woman will likely be affected by this new experience, you need to be absolutely clear on which acts she's comfortable with -- and what to avoid doing -- in advance. She may tell you that she's uncomfortable with the idea of you penetrating another woman or even pleasing another woman orally.

You must respect her limits. Remember; each woman may suddenly feel jealous, so try your best not to shut either woman out.

As well, you may end up feeling jealous if you're not the center of attention. Just keep in mind that the object of the game is to share sex between three people.

Also keep in mind that although some people try to drink their way to bravery for a threesome, drunken sex usually turns out badly. If you want to have a cocktail or two to loosen up, that's fine, but no more. You want to be at peak performance.

Rule 2: Be as giving as you can to both partners...
Although you may be hoping that the two women will give you 100% of their attention, realistically, they're there to please each other as well, so you may end up feeling ignored.

The best way to approach this situation is to forget your feelings for a moment and try to be as generous with your hands and mouth as you can.

Pleasure in one-on-one sex goes back and forth, but in a threesome it's more of a cycle that moves from person to person. So be patient; focus on turning both women on and the attention will come back to you. Whatever pleasure you get in a threesome is a treat, so instead of expecting anything in particular (like getting oral sex from both women at once), enjoy everything that comes your way.

Keep your hands moving and make sure you know when and where to penetrate

Rule 3: Keep yourself busy while observing...
When you find that both women are busy pleasuring each other and you have nothing to do, keep yourself busy. Take matters into your own hands and find something to do. Caress the breasts, thighs or vagina(s) of one or both women, kiss their backs or necks, or give oral sex to one if she's in a position that allows you to (believe me, this will redirect attention toward you in a hurry).

If you decide instead just to pleasure yourself for a little while, don't feel bad; the action will come back to you soon enough.

Rule 4: Be careful with penetration permissons...
Penetration is what novelist Tom Robbins calls "that old show-stopper." It automatically forms a serious bond between you and one woman, leaving the other out. For this reason, use penetrative sex only when you're sure both women are comfortable with it.

Your natural inclination will be to pay close attention to the woman you're having sex with, but you mustn't focus on her entirely. This is about the three of you, so keep that ideal close at hand. Kiss and touch the other woman, look her in the eye, and talk to her if the mood is appropriate.

Be aware that you may feel overwhelmed with pleasure if you're thrusting into one woman and kissing and caressing another, meaning that you might climax more quickly than expected. Take it slowly and pace yourself. And don't get so excited that you lose track of the women: all three of you should be sexually satisfied and even if you achieve climax first, you must do everything you can to bring your two partners to orgasm.

Rule 5: Be safe for all partners sake... Condoms are a necessity, obviously. Semen, vaginal fluid and menstrual blood transmit STDs, so use one specific hand to pleasure one specific woman and use the other hand on the other woman -- and keep it that way. You must never alternate.

Likewise, if you're having intercourse with both women, you must also use a separate condom with each partner. As well, dental dams are a good precaution for oral sex. Lubricate the side that you place against a woman's skin for better sensation.

It's not an inimate relationship!

Afterward, lie around with both women in post-coital bliss. But remember, it's not a relationship. Which means that the third person likely shouldn't sleep over. It may seem like a great idea in the moment, but prolonging a threesome is a recipe for total disaster.

Be reassuring to your girlfriend or wife. You've had fun, but it's only pleasure and experimentation. Tell her that she turns you on, that seeing her being pleasured by another woman aroused you, and that while you enjoyed yourself, there's no one for you but her. She's your primary concern, so let her know it, and you may well have more threesome adventures in the future.

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